Bake Off
Beans and Rice, Issue 15, February 2021
Sex is calming, too. I’m pretty good looking, not bad, and, I discovered as I grew up that men other than my father like to hear about me baking. In high school, I would tell a lie to my male teachers about how I baked, even though I didn’t anymore. Cupcakes really turned them on. Perhaps they pictured my ass cheeks as cupcakes, tight little circles, covered in cream. Yes, please! Later, in college, I kept telling the lie about baking. Guys I met down at the bars licked their lips when I told them how I liked mixing and stirring, spreading and frosting. “Do you lick the bowl?” They ALWAYS asked that. Many still do. So predictable…
